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A Rocking Band out of Atlanta Georgia
Did you see the Loud American Tourists last night...they SMOKED!!
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A bunch of whinney little girls in what is meant to be some sort of indie-pop-boyband mixture. Overall, thier music seems to sounds like some sort of retarded siren, or banshee singing into a microphone with the screetches of whats seems like broken, distorted guitars and rythmic drumming that is at the level of a two year old infant, then all mixed together to form the infamous, worst band ever, The All-American Rejects.
Guy one: Oh my god, what is that sound?
Guy two: The new single from the All-American Rejects!!!
Guy one: It sounds like shit!
Guy two: I know!
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Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
A mug blooded american means that their freedom loving veins have only mug a rootbeer brand.
Well i'm a mug blooded american you hear?
The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.
An exact copy of the Eurovision Song Contest 👀
-Do you know what the American Song Contest is?
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..
when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.
dude. Why do you have scars on your dick
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died