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(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.
I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
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Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
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Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.
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When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.
"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"
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An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.
As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.
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when a woman experiences an erect nipple
woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol
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when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.
johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
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