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(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
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A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.
Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black
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The greatest game ever created by infinity ward. It takes over your life and you will probably will never get laid. The further you get in to the game the more it eats your life away. It has a good storyline an d the graphics are gorgeous. And xbox live will change you forever. It whoops halos ass and killzone 2 looks like shit compared to it. If you want to play just add me on xbox live.... grandeRoOsTeR94
Dad: Come on son its time for your moms funeral
Son: Leave me alone DAD! im on a 24 killstreak...will they have call of duty modern warfare 2 at the funeral.
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A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.
Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.
RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.
Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.
RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P
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The game that has some advantages over Black Ops, but also has disadvantages to it. Has a ton of unneccisary killstreaks and attachements, nothing takes skill, and people run rampant with random grenades, noob-tubes, and the Famas. (Also M16, M4, MP5K, ect.)
P1: Wanna play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?!
P2: Nah, people do gay shit on that. Fuckin' noobtubes.
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When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.
Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!
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The sequel to the first Black Ops. Set in 2025 during a future conflict with China you play as Alex Masons son. It will most likely attract many buyers and may do better than its predecessor. Zombies is also likely to be included. Others say it looks like COD was combined with Halo and Battlefield somehow got in there.
Person 1-You gonna pre-order Call of Duty Black Ops Two?
Person 2-Hell yes!
Person 1- You gonna pre-order Black Ops 2?
Person 3-Hell NO! I'm gonna wait for Battlefield 3s two DLC's coming out around that time, Armored Kill and End Game
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