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A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe
Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR
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Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.
1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
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1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.
2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.
3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.
****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.
****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.
I am goldfish ass crack
I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish
A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.
“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"
“Levis. Crack-cut denim."
"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”
A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.
Damn dad, your ass is on crack.
To fuck someone all night long
I saw her last night, I wish I could crack dat ass.