When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
Wow that person is such a David Cook
When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.
Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.
Friend: Good luck with that :)
A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David
A kind loving person who always cares for others. Sometime soon he can be a bit of a know it all but is true at heart
Freddie David
is social cool and well known !
A better word for a nice blowjob
Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.