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The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.
Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus
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A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
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later name of wu-tang clan member 'old dirty bastard' (see: wordodb/word).
i heard odb's new name is big baby jesus. that's whack.
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Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"
also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.
As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.
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Any desperate attempt by middle aged Evangelical youth pastors to appear hip in order to reach young Christians. Generally speaking these individuals wear baggy pants, Birkenstocks, goatees, and, on ocassion, may even have piercings. Their hairstyles are typcially what homosexuals wore 10 years ago...They usually ramble on about Generation Y and use the word "awesome" entirely too much.
Hey, Pastor Mike is droppin' some phat beats on the youth group...looks like he's bustin' a sag for Jesus.
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After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
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Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.