Christian Death Metal

A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".

"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"

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Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

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"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"

Total Bigger Death

Phrase used by the "Small Power" midget movement to be discriminatory toward tall people, whom the movement refers to as "Biggers". It is sometimes shortened to the acronym TBD.

I named my minecraft sword "Total Bigger Death" to represent my hatred for those tallies.

Today would be a fine day for Total Bigger Death!

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Yoda Death Sound

The best sound to ever grace the earth. we are no worthy.

the yoda death sound is one of much power

white screen of death

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.

My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.

Going to be the death of me

A task is going to kill me

Getting the house in order is going to be the death of me.

Conga Line of Death

When in a tabletop rpg, because of flanking rules and combat in turns, combatants place themselves in a line formed by one ally, one enemy, one ally, one enemy, and so on.

By the second round of combat, all but two of the combatants where flanked, forming a conga line of death.