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Used when a bitch catches you cheating
Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
Behave like you have some common sense
Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.
when a person stands over another person for something the person has and the other person wants.
Mem"did you see that?" Ren "No!" Mem"that girl across the road in the blue dress just got stamped by that other girl in the green hat"
What the Duck says in a start of a normal day in The Duck Song. But, there are no grapes in the lemonade stand.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and then said to the man running the stand: "Hey, pa-pa-pa, got any grapes?"
To get your player character in D&D killed in an unusual, brutal, and unstoppable manner that gives you an insatiable desire to land on the ground at maximum velocity with a large metal pole placed precisely between your legs.
My barbarian Got Rico'ed last week during our sesh.
When you're doing really well in something you've been practicing and then everyone ruins it for you.
"I was 20/2 in my ranked promos and i still lost."
"LOL you got Zak'd"
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).