take the cake

To excell to the point of winning. Originated from slaves "cakewalking," a dance to imitate and make fun of ballroom dancing. Some slave owners would hold cakewalking competitions, and reward the winner with a piece of hoecake.

"That boy can dance!--he's got what it takes to take the cake."

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Fruit cake

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.

John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.

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Beef Cake

When a female has had sex numerous times, thus resulting in a saggy vagina.

Alexandra is a beef cake because she has too much sex.

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cup cake

A sexual position that describes one partners mouth covered in seran wrap while the other deficates in the partners seran wrap covered mouth.

I got seran wrap and I hope you have a nice runny cup cake for me to wrap it in.

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Cheese Cake

The act of performing oral sex on a woman

"Did you get cheese cake last night?"

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Cake Eater

Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...

Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.

Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!

Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.

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Pube Cake

McClain Hall

I have a 4:30 class in Pube Cake, but I think I might skip it.

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