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it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
ohh dear i would love a latte jacob
A 13 year old content creator on social medias like TikTok and YouTube, he has gained a following of over 210k+ on tiktok and has recently started posting on YouTube.
Mike: hey Joseph, have you seen the new Abel Jacob video?
Joseph: No
A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.
A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.
If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.
if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to
if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again
a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance
a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return
a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking
if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message
a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.
Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”
A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world
Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.
She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs