Men-in-me

Original phrase that produces "emninem" when flipped, thus becomes Eminem. One of the possible reasons of how Feminem came out with his disgustingly queer stage name.

"Hmmm, men in me.. i got it! I'm gona tell Dre 'bouta mah name!"

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spare me

1. your not funny

2.y r u tlkn 2 me?

p1: y did the chiken cross the road?

p2: spare me lozr

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FUCK ME

Something i say to my mommy

Me:FUCK ME MOMMY. MOM: Your penis is only one inch though sweetie.

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Me B

A way to apologize without actually saying that you are sorry.

*In my opinion, it's quite gangster, i said it to a friend one day and it just stuck. :)*

my bad

"why did you do just do that?!"
"Me B! Me B!"

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army of me

Army of Me is an unsigned alternative rock band from Washington, DC. Band memebers are Vince Scheuerman on lead vocals and guitar, John Hutchins on bass, Brad Tursi on lead guitars and vocals, and Dennis Manuel on drums. THey have released a few EPs, Demos and Fake Ugly,and they have a website and a MySpace.

And you almost don't even recongnize me,
Saying "How did you erase,
all the gorgeous from your face?"
But don’t be scared
‘cause I’ll live here forever
Won’t you take a venture out,
won’t you take a venture out of there
-From "Perfect" by Army of Me.... not on an EP/album as of yet.

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Go with me

another word for french kiss.

I was at Djais in Belmar in the back corner bar. I asked this girl why do you hate me? She said I don't hate you. So I said " then why don't you just Go with me?"

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miss me

lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.

you've cheated on me, now miss me.

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