Random
Source Code

son of a mother lover

a non vulgar more polite way to call someone or something a son of a bitch when vulgar language is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor decided to let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business i told that son of a mother lover to keep his dogs out of my yard

by bluebear August 4, 2024


shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO February 14, 2016


Mother Leader

Mother Leader, also known as Blingqueen from Endless Online

Mother to all and loves even the most difficult ones.

"Good morning Mother Leader!"

by BlingQueen May 28, 2017


Den Mother

the adult female Leader of a group of female children or teenagers. usually the group of children or teenagers are cub scouts of some form.

“camp is gonna be fine kids, it’s not like your gonna be out there all alone! Den Mother Abigail is gonna be right there the whole time!”

by Gotta do everything myself April 21, 2022


mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid September 6, 2015


the absolute mother fucking greatest

The absolute mother fucking greatest!!

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

by Stegosaurusrexx November 25, 2021


mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023