Random
Source Code

Stud muffin

1) name for your best friend and who is currently slaying something.
2) can be stud muff

Your a stud muffin girl!

by Ogstudmuff July 9, 2017


muffin crier

somone who is always complaining.

dont be such a muffin crier.

by ryan watt April 22, 2005


Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.

"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."

by CerealRapist September 25, 2016


Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid

Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.

by Crackslime January 25, 2019


nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.

Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.

by thekbird November 6, 2020


Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019


muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 10, 2019