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there is so many i could say, heΒ΄s everthing under the sun

most hated man

bin laden

by gavin November 6, 2003

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 6, 2004

23πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 16, 2015

7πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

by Christivn March 15, 2017

58πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm

A Furry Copypasta filled with shit that weebs post on the internet.

Weeb: "Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm"
Person: "Ew what the fuck get away from me go to Gacha Life or something you shithole!"

by doodleldood February 22, 2022

2πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

dababy agongus sussy balls

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

Fart

s u s s y f a r t

amogus funni s u s f a r t

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by Earthworm SaIIy June 16, 2022


I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

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