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another way of saying,"How ironic!"
Dude: Man, I saved up $50,000 for that new plama, only to find out that they don't sell it anymore.
Chick: Ain't that a bitch!
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Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
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Referring to a girl that is slutty, skanky, and messes with many guys at once.
"Look at that bird bitch, she was trying to get with my man on tha low."
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Getting hit across the face by the back of a persons hand, or getting slapped in front of a big group of people.
Zander called Miranda a witch and she bitch slapped him.
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Someone that isn't ALPHA as fuck.
"Hey I heard Dave is a bitch"
"Yeah he's just some beta bitch, fuck him"
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a girl who is low down and dirty who will do anything
That Hoe a nasty bitch suckin all them dick.
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To make a U-turn! To turn around.
"Hey we're going in the wrong direction, bust a bitch at the next turn".
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