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I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.
Fucking finger big wet coon anus
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(n) a three step, multi-person, alcoholic shot, typically taken with jaegermeister or tequila, but that can be performed with any hard liquor. The three steps include (1) taking the shot (2) the shooter's friend or passerby then douses the shooter with a glass of water to the face (3) that same person or a third person then slaps the shooter on the cheek, relatively hard, but not too hard.
My favorite shot? Oh, that's an easy one, it's a Wet Tina Turner! You forget about how bad the liquor tastes because you immediately get hit with a glass of water and slap to the face!
When a guys cums a lot to the point where the female slides right off his dick
Guy 1: Damn the sex was so good, I ended up giving her a wet Washington slider
Guy 2: Goddamn
A term used by English football fans to question how foreign players would perform in the English Premier League. Incinuates the English game is more physical, more "manly" and subject to adverse weather conditions.
Chris - Messi is awesome! Best player in the world!
PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?
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When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.
wet menopause sex
Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.
May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
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An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.
Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.
This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.
"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"
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