wanna play among us?

gay slang for "wanna give me a blowie?"

person 1: hey bro, wanna play among us?
person 2: hell yeah bro!

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playing dj hero with herself

when a girl masturbates and uses the motion of a dj as a way to masturbate,THUS playing dj hero with herself.

Guy 1: dude,she won't answer the phone!
Guy 2:maybe she's playing dj hero with herself. heheheh.

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You play ball like a girl

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far

Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*

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I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

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playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

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most addictive game play now

that one ad you keep seeing on this website

i bet it's on your screen right now

MOST ADDICTIVE GAME PLAY NOW !!!!!!!!111!

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Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

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