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When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.
Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.
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when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping
lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.
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an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.
Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.
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v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.
Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.
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Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.
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The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.
That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.
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When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.
Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!
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