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Gay nigga porn is a gay porn but with two black guys going into intercourse but it usually ends in the black guy sucking off the other black guy
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some gay nigga porn?
Person 2: No nigga, i'm not a faggot
When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.
Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.
-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.
-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?
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To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies
I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!
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Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.
He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
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An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.
Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.
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That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.
"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"
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