missa jangles shot

Basically the most illest basketball shot EVER
performed by rolling the ball around your waist 1-2 times while yelling: missa jangles likes his poontang FRESH!
after saying this shoot the ball and everyone will go OOOOOHHHH

What, you got a triple double? whatever, i made a missa jangles shot, and everyone knows that thats like 20 times better!

YO i just pulled of a missa jangles shot

aw man those are more awsome than JESUS

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a1 box shot

A thunderous vaginal kick or punch. One that will incapacitate any roundy ole broad.

That was an A1 box shot you gave that mouthy bitch

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Ari Gold shot

1/2 absinthe, 1/2 Bacardi 151. Knocks you on your ass and like Ari most people hate it and only the elite can handle it.

I just bought that guy an Ari Gold shot. He doesn't look so good.

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Faze Trick Shot

Major event in history when random guy rage quit after getting trick shot, "From behind they trying to snipe me like I'm John F. Kennedy" (rap) John F. Kennedy said that.

Remember that Faze Trick Shot in 1963?

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Shots are being thrown

When Shots are being thrown it is when a joke goes too far and there is no going back, anything could go if a fight were to break out

Boy 1: Yo girlfriend is so lazy
Boy 2: Yo sister is so crazy
Boy 1: Yo mama is so fat
Boy 2: WOAHHH the shots are being thrown

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cherry cheesecake in a shot

a heavenly shot of vanilla schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice. so smooth and mellow that one is never enough.

i'll have another cherry cheesecake in a shot bartender!!!

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who-shot-john

Southern for same old thing

As in same old who-shot-john

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