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Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!
"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"
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I have so many cars I could "build a fort"
I got so much wood I could build me a fort
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People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
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A Furry Copypasta filled with shit that weebs post on the internet.
Weeb: "Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm"
Person: "Ew what the fuck get away from me go to Gacha Life or something you shithole!"
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dababy agongus sussy balls
im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain
Fart
s u s s y f a r t
amogus funni s u s f a r t
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All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
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