fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

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sea fart

a fart which is caused by the sea, and has the stench of saltyness sea and farts

Bobo had a sea fart , he now smells like salty shit

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fart chicken

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.

"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"

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confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

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fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.

I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.

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Milky Fart

When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.

I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.

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hallmark fart

A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.

We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it

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