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A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.
"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"
West End Draught beer cans. Sold in Australia.
"Mate, I smashed an entire slab of Red Cans on sat'dy"
When someone is eating tacos and sprays fart or shit into your face. (diareaah)
Yo he just got mexican spray canned
A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.
Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.
Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!