Rub your hand on your sack, gather plenty of sweat and slap your buddy in the face
Instead of giving Jimbo a Roman Soldier, try a French Dip. No need to drop your pants to be effective but it has the same effect.
When you are pooping and desperately need a wet wipe but you dont have any and there's no sink nearby so you have to dip your toilet paper in the toilet water creating a makeshift wet wipe.
yeah I had to pull of a french dip in that taco bell bathroom.
Its where you are vigorously eating out your partner while shoving a baguette dipped in marinara down their throat
Baby, I want to try the French Dip tonight.
When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.
bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.
A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.
That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!
Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!
Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"
Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.