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Every June 20th you send nudes to anyone (if you want)Make sure you have fun and don’t expose!
Me-it's National nude day
Bae-I already know
*sends nudes
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On April 12th you have to cuddle with someone for 20 minutes
Today is national cuddle day can we cuddle
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October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎
Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??
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Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head
Yo that national head day was amazing
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It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.
Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.
“It’s National rape day!”
“No, it’s not.”
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April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!
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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"
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