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Where you put your dick in a freshly-baked Apple pie like what Jim levenstein did in the 1999 film American Pie.
Matt: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"
Rob: "No."
Matt: "He did the American Pie Challenge and got hospitalized because of the third-degree burns on his dick."
Rob: "Damn."
You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries
Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently
Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏
January 23rd is national pie day. So make some pie and enjoy!
Person 1: Hey did you hear it's national pie day?
Person 2: Oh no I didn't but now I gotta go make some pie!
Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"
I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.
I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.