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Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini
The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.
A mythical creature commonly seen in the furry fandom
(noun)
My Dutch angle dragon is so cool
The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.
"Yo, how did the orgy go?"
"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."
"Bro, nice!"
the popular dragon ball super series is mid asf dawg thats why its called dragon mid super
dbs fan: i watched this show about a monkey becoming blonde
russian chad : you mean dragon mid super?
dbs fan: kys
An amazing youtuber who sang incy wincy spider
I sang incy wincy spider like Super Omega Dragon
a uncommmon name for hepatitis
Health is gay but I'm glad I learned about White Dragon...
stay abstinent kids.
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