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World War III

The Third World War that everyone knew was coming as soon as Trump was elected.

"I told you World War III would happen when Trump was elected!"

by _tory_lad_123 January 5, 2020

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political card war

Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.

Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!

by TheWhiteBowser July 28, 2016

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World War II

The Deadliest War in HISTORY. An estimated total of 70 - 85 million people perished, many more were injured. About 3% of the population of earth died. Deaths directly caused by the war (including military and civilian deaths) are estimated at 50โ€“56 million, with an additional estimated 19โ€“28 million deaths from war-related disease and famine. The Soviet Union (U.S.S.R.) had the most deaths in World War II. U.S.S.R. lost about 17 million people. The most affected country wasn't the Soviet Union, it was Poland. Poland lost 16% of its population, the most of any country in any war. 6 million to be exact

e.g. So many people died in the fire it feels qual to World War II

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros March 8, 2022

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The Third Great War

The Third Great war is the war that happened in area 51 after 1.000.000 chads Naruto ran into the base, sadly there were no survivors, after this event, many more chads raised from there underground chad kingdoms and attacked the US Army. After this, the great war started were more than 100.000.000 million gamers furries and e girls died.
The slogan used by the chads in this war was " We die once and we shall naruto run forever in heaven"
Sadly they all went to hell

We will never forget the third great war, those naruto runners will run forever in heaven

by AnAlienNamedChad July 23, 2019

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World War Coronavirus

The global conflict against Covid 19.

Grandpa, do you remember serving in World War Coronavirus?

by Corporal America March 29, 2020

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Ferengi War Bride

Any female Republican political figure that perpetrates obscene and fallacious conspiracy theories, promotes "The Big Lie," and refuses to accept reality in spite of readily available facts. E.G. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Nikki Haley.

Ferengi War Bride Marjorie Taylor Greene was seen outside CPAC promoting additional conspiracy theories regarding Democratic representatives welcoming Romulan delegates and encouraging them to run in the 2024 election.

by Rhae Camdyn March 25, 2023

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Zulu war hammer

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.

Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.

by BigCheeseyWabmaster January 21, 2010

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