Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.
Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.
The act of being to fucking slow!
Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!
When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈
Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!
When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.
Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”
A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes