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ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 6, 2022


Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 18, 2021


Ur mom

Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with

Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!

by levin keonardo May 24, 2022


Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017


ur mom

my wifey

i’m in love with ur mom

by payton14 January 26, 2022


ur mom

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

by emi has noodles March 12, 2021


ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth

person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022