something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly
me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*
Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with
Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!
Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"
Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!
a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth
person1: i like u
person2: ur mom fat
person1: thank you