When an individual walks as if a stick is so far up their ass it's tickling their throat.
The new neighbor has a real pompous walk. Did you see the way he stepped over the garbage can that blew over?
When your poop is so long that it lodges in the bowl and starts to put pressure on your ass, so you must lift off the seat or get up thus causing it to graze your butt cheek when it falls.
Man, my shit was so long I had to do the walk-a-way to get it all out. Grazed my nuts that time.
when a person points out that a stupid person is among us when the person says something idiotic
person: “yeah the earth is flat!”
person 2: “they walk among us y’all” or “he walks among us.”
Hey man I’m gonna take a grid walk for awhile. Keep streaks?
very easily
I could have found what you needed in a walk, and yet you never asked for my help.