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when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
the act of edgeing violently, when your feel like your penis is about to bust, slice a bit off your foreskin so you can breathe and then keep the edge streak going.
Shiv wanking - slices a bit of foreskin off your penis when your feelike nutting after edgeing.
Jorge shiv wanked his cock this morning after edgeing to skibidi toliet. He came to school today with a big smile on his face and also on his torch.
When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
Every wednesday, you Can wank off
Also called WWW
Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off
When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.
"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."
"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
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When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank