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Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Delonte West was born 1980 in Cologne, Germany. He moved to Greece where he played basketballs for 13 years old for 5 years. He became a 3×champion, 2x M.V.P, Most improved, 2x all star M.V.P and defensive player. He was drafted first by the lakers where he was the star player for 2 years averaged 26.8 ppg, 7.9 apg, 1.6 spg, 0.6 blocks and 6.7 rpg. He then join Lebron and the cavs and lead them to a conference finals in 2015 and later got head from gloria. On the cavs he averaged 30.2 ppg, 8.5 apg , 7.2 rpg, 2 spg, 1.6 bpg and got Mvp and defensive player. After Lebron find out about his mom and gloria he cried like mj aka a bitch delonte west lebrob stepfather was blackballed by the nba but be came a chinese dictator
Delonte West is ledaughter stepfather. Gloria gave him that sloppy sloppy
West hills day camp is a place where friends meet and become besties for a lifetime. From ages 2-16 you have the best time of your life learning new things and having so much fun. In West hills teen tour you'll have the time of your life traveling the world with your best friends and summer family.
West hills day camp teaches kids and teens how to make the most of they're summers and have the time of their lives.
Molly West is a hairy bitch who is so full of herself if she had a dick she'd probably fuck herself, she also has incestual fantasies of her cousin staring at her ass,, for some she may come across as attractive (murp) until she uncovers the makeup unleashing a monstrous, masculine beard,, you will never come across a more masculine woman than molly
Person 1: Woah look it's Molly West
Person 2: That's a girl?
A person from the West coast who deals dope in the smaller, more rural areas in the East.
"I'll call up my friend Jeff from California to find some dope, he's the biggest West Coast Dope Slinger."
The West baby was born on December 5, 2015. His parents are Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West. ")
Didn't you hear about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's new baby, Saint West?
The mild west is the reverse of the Wild West
The warm welcome I get to the Mild Mild West?