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ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019


Ryan Rattan

A brave man with a huge di....personality. Was one heard saying, “Man fuck this shit imma die anyway”. He wears shirts that are way too small and has two pairs of shorts.

OMG Ryan Rattan could get this puss.

by Jerry Globerman November 11, 2019


Conservative Ryan

A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.

This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..

by Blah Blah 100 November 7, 2020


ryan armstrong

The best human alive

Ryan Armstrong is the best human alive!

by RDA18Music October 14, 2021


Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 September 3, 2015


Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights

Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel

by chuteeee August 2, 2021


RYAN DELACY SCOTT

A guy that changed my life forever, my first love, the best and nicest most genuine caring man I've ever know. I love him with all my heart. his contagious smile always makes my day so much better, and his hugs and kisses make me feel like the only girl in the world. I love you ry

RYAN DELACY SCOTT: I love you
me: I love you more
Ryan: impossible

by reeyannnn November 23, 2022