When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”
A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"
Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!
Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
A woman that has given her last fuck and has gone insane and psychotic.
That girl is so fucking xo, I wanna be her.
Chester goofy ass. (Freaky ass nigga) aka FAN
You “always fucking around”.
"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.
Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.