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what i think about google
person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google
When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.
John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!
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When two people want to fuck but they have the corona virus but they say screw it and fuck anyways.
Why the hell are they Corona fucking
It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.
Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?
Noun; The act of engaging in fuck fuck that leads to a singular suck
I think I’d like some fuck fuck suck
Term coined by online commenter Randall Smith, in the early 00's under the moniker "rstech", to describe the act of pulling out during unprotected sex prior to ejaculating.
The term refers to the sport of skeet shooting where the competitor calls out "PULL" to signal the release of clay targets at which they will then shoot with a shotgun.
Thus the in the process of "skeet fucking" the male will having intercourse to the verge of orgasm and then "pull" and then "shoot", to avoid ejaculating in their partner, thus hopefully avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.
This hot girl took me up to her room at the party last night, but I didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet fuck that shit.
When someone uses FML ( in reference to fmylife.com) way to often and unnecessarily.
Example 1:
Jennifer: I can't fall asleep! FML.
Fred: Wow don't over-fuck it!
Example 2:
Josh: She says FML after EVERYTHING!
Jake: Everyone is over-fucking it these days!!!!