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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 2, 2019


so fucking xo

A woman that has given her last fuck and has gone insane and psychotic.

That girl is so fucking xo, I wanna be her.

by Soxo March 7, 2021


Always fucking around

Chester goofy ass. (Freaky ass nigga) aka FAN

You “always fucking around”.

by BigDdova June 28, 2024


Fucking Off

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022


Fucking off

Taking action in messing around with another when your in a “situation ship” or friends w/ benefits.

“It’s a problem when I start fucking off on this man right?”

by Mrfuckingtire October 11, 2021


Slim the fuck up

What Someone is about to do.

“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”

“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up

by Trouty August 28, 2021


For the Fuck of all Hell

An explicit expression used in replacement of “for fucks sake” when a situation or problem has become so annoying and so troublesome that a simple “for fucks sake” won’t do it’s justice.

Manny: “We spent 2 hours Christmas Shopping, let’s just go home”
Clerk: “I’m sorry sir, but your card has been declined”
Manny: “For the fuck of all hell!!!!”

by TheGayAccount December 12, 2020