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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
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last night!
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around
Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall
On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
People who actually care about others opinions and actions.
"Who gives a fuck? Kara does!"
Kind of like funny as fuck but when you're too excited about the joke you forget to spell funny correctly.
That joke was fuck as fuck!