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The act of fucking a bee or multiple bees
A bee fucker will often partake in bee fucking. Bee fucking is the activity in which someone fucks bees. This is a very common hobby amongst bee fuckers, because bee fuckers like fucking bees. (see bee fucker)
When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
what you become after spending ten years in the joint
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!
what you become after spending a long time in prison
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog