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When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.
Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.
Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.
A day where all the Jeremy can fuck who they want
Guy 1 : Dude tomorrow is fuck a Jerem day
Jeremy : uWu
You know that feeling when you just want to fuck it all?
Well, you probably do.
When you want to Fuck It All, you dont give a shit about anything or anybody. You are drowsy, lazy, tired, angry, angsty, annoyed, stressed etc.
"You forgot to make your homework!"
"Fuck it all, man."
When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.
Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!
the caressing and insertion of testicles into the vag. this primarily done with guys who have penis’s too small to actually be used.
hey bro stop nut fuckin my girl!
Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.
"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."