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When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick
I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.
When you want to procreate with a woman
Aye mo you see lil mamma over there?
I’m tryna move her out the way
Letting the leg kick and the hands chop
“Did you see Cameron at the rave?” , “No, but I heard he was ‘feeding her’ some” .
When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.
The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb
Josh "What are you and Jenny doing on your anniversary?"
Jake: "At first, it was a movie, then ice skating. She keeps hanging her step so I don't know"
That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces
have fuck the shit out of a girl
I'm going to throw her up in the air and leave her there if you keep on playing with me.
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