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Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;
Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!
Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
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A great example of an appropriate, humorous, and wholesome night league team name.
Me: Hey dad can I use 7 guys, 1 shy as our night league name?
Dad: sure son that sounds both hilarious and wholesome.
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A painful reminder/wake up call to all guys that women do in fact shit... even the attractive ones. Ignorance is bliss isn't it?
Hey man where's Ashley?
She's probably taking a shit, she's been in the bathroom forever.
Dude girls don't shit!
Oh really? Watch 2 girls 1 cup, you won't thank me.
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1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).
2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.
1. I don't understand science.
2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?
Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."
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Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.
Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucked up than 2girls1cup.
Dude 2: Yeh, I heard it killed the same grandma from the grandma reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup when she saw it.
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A popular internet video that is similar to 2 girls 1 cup. In it, two women perform sexual acts on each other, with one of them defecating directly into the other's mouth.
If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, wait till you see 2 girls 1 finger!
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An overrated viral video in which two females make out. One of them poops chocolate ice cream into a cup, and both of them begin eating it.
I don't get why people are making such a big deal out of 2 girls 1 cup. The poop looked like ice cream! And it isn't the only coprophagous video on the internet.
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