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£1 + £1 = $2

The parity equation few currency manipulators or speculators ever thought would happen in their lifetime—when the American dollar finally caught up with the British pound.

Punsters have been bees-zy since the British economy started heading south, by divining when the pound would achieve parity with the dollar, or by predicting when £1 + £1 = $2 would occur.

by Fasters September 25, 2022

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7+2 is 8

Big brain

7+2 is 8, screw teachers!

by The goat man 2.0 January 28, 2020


80/2=60

According to the Ng's Theory by 8745, a D&T teacher form LSC who broke his leg while chasing a bus. 80/2==60.
8745 is the worst D&T teacher forever. His nickname is DETECTIVE NG or NINJA.
By the AMU times.

Student: Hey 8745, what is the answer of 80/2?
8745: of course 60 la
Therefore: 80/2=60

by BRUH, I'M DETECTIVE NG November 4, 2019


The Xenoblade 2 Effect

A phenomena in which someone plays a game that is both overwhelmingly flawed and exceedingly exceptional. Enjoyment of the game will increase during the play-through as the flaws are accepted and appear less often, while the positive traits increase in quality and quantity.

"I've never, EVER, felt this way about a game. I don't even know where to begin."

"Yep. That's the Xenoblade 2 effect."

by tealeavesblue March 6, 2022

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2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 November 19, 2015


3 = 2 + 1

A numerical relationship or statement most kindergarteners and younger elementary school students would reject as being an equation, because in their minds the “answer” or the “sum” must always be on the right side of an equation.

When grades 1–3 students don’t consider numerical liaisons like 3 = 2 + 1 and 1 = 3 – 2 as valid equations or mathematical sentences, their responses reveal a fair bit about their thinking processes.

by Fasters May 8, 2022

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rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 4, 2019