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a college fraternity that one person is.
frat chris is life
When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.
Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.
Like a chris
When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris
a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"