The opposite of a hot/reem girl.
"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"
When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s
Can you flush a doo doo potato
You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
YOU TABLE POTATO!
holestly, same.
you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes
1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!
2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
When your aim with a gun is so bad that you miss most of your shots. Used in video games most of the time.