Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.
Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding
When someone looks so good you want a lil taste
Yo she’s leng looking like good food uno
Generally food/dishes from different cultures that are prepared in a more palatable way for "white people" which end up lacking, in spices, unique ingredients, flavors or preparation methods that are signatures of that type of cuisine or dish (orange chicken, beef and broccoli, California rolls). Or traditional "American" food that is not known to have a lot of distinct flavors (fish sticks, meatloaf, turkey).
White People Food does not necessarily need to be made by white people or preferred by white people but is more of a critique that the food is bland and not authentic to it's cuisine by people from that culture or familiar with the
food of that culture.
Joe: My tacos are super good right?
Miguel: I love you man...but it's just ground beef, refried beans, iceberg lettuce and salsa from a jar. It's white people food bro.
Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!
I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now
You get to steal your friends food for the whole day!
Hey look out it's steal anyone's food!
Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.
1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.
2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.
When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front
"Its business up front, party in the back"
That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"