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a dude that shines his pennies to wear in
the fronts of his Penny loafers.
Look at that Faggot Ass prancing down the
street in his penny loafers.
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An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.
Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!
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the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
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Extreme hot or cold temperature. Usually defined as "colder than zip's ass" or "hotter than zip's ass". Refers to 0 degrees F or lower or 90 degrees F or above.
"Jesus Christ it's colder than zip's ass outside!"
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a cure-all term for anything onboard a navy submarine
"hey we got to go fix that shit ass, before we go to lunch."
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A Native American, usually a Navajo, that has a "typical" flat ass, often called a shovel butt. The buttock is so flat, that it is usually mistaken as part of the back. It is as of there is no ass present, just goes from back to legs.
Those girls on the Women of Navajo calendar are so fine, but they all have that Navajo Ass.
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a girl with a flat sagging ass
Jessica has a pancake ass in those jeans.
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