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Levels of Love

A code used by self absorbed women who repeatedly cheat on every boyfriend or husband they have ever had. Levels of Love can be detected by terrible excuses.

Level 1 - Sleeping with someone she met at a party - "I don't want to talk about last night. Can we just forget about it, please?"
Level 2 - Spent the weekend out of town with a friend with benefits - "I was taking care of a sick friend all weekend."
Level 3 - Hooked up with an ex-boyfriend - "Had dinner with my old boyfriend then helped him move boxes."
Level 4 - Went home with a guy who tipped well - "I got really drunk while working the bar and stayed at a friend's last night."
Level 5 - Hooked up with her ex-boyfriend again - "I slept over his house because he had air conditioning."
Level 6 - Oh the humanity! Too horrible to mention.

Fran: "I asked how her friend's party went last night and she said she wanted to forget about it and not talk about it ever again."
Dave: "Oh dude! She must have bumped uglies with someone at the party. She's using the Levels of Love code. Drop her before you're on her STD train."

by dunagain10 September 4, 2012


What is Love?

Baby, dont hurt me~
Dont hurt me~ no more.

Dude1: Bruh, what is love?
Dude2: Baby, dont hurt me, dont hurt me- no more!
Dude1: dafuq?

by Kromunist January 18, 2018

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Infinite love

When you and your loved one are so intimately connected, your hearts beat in sync, and you both know that no matter how far, no matter how long, you will always be there for each other, that's infinite love.

My princess, my love for you is an infinite love.
Your prince.

by Asyh.Vysaooy September 29, 2019

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Downtown Love

Downtown Love refers to people who are never in relationships for long because they are always looking for something new, and/or always craving more attention.

Girl, you left him after a few weeks and now you're after me? I don't want none of your downtown love.

by Caridin August 26, 2017


Plastic Love

Fake love.

At the end, their love was just plastic love. fake unreal

by spookyghost_brenda November 4, 2016

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What Is Love

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is love?

by Iminguendo26 December 26, 2017


superficial love

Liking or falling for someone just because of their appearance or because it makes them look good.

James is going to ask Annie out only because he thinks she makes him look good in pictures, it's such a superficial love.

by Xotchitl Ome November 1, 2017