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Real estate lead generation is the marketing process of stimulating interest in a product or service for the purpose of developing a sales pipeline. ... The goal of a successful real estate agents' lead generation campaign is to turn a lead into a prospect, then a client, and finally a closed client.
Norman Szobotka has an agent-to-agent real estate lead generation program. He only charges when you get a close.
Dragons are real
Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.
Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans
Not a whore. She only reveals herself to her wonderful partner. She only drinks Fanta and water. She has her wily woman ways, but doesn’t use them to seduce any man she meets. She’s a beauty. A kind, sweet and smart woman who will slap a bitch if the situation calls. Amazing tits and thikk booty. She’s a girl gamer but doesn’t feel the need to tell every single person she sees online. Enjoyer of potatoes. Wow Hunter extraordinaire. Always ready to do actions.
“Whos that fine piece over there she’s a real Emma C”
“She’s THE real Emma C”
“My god, I’d heard tales but never thought I’d see it for myself”
No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.
pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.