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a blonde teacher who is the cheer captain at 29
See her? She was a total banana eating whore at the game.
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The act of putting the freshly washed side shaft of one's penis between someone's lips from the side thus creating the fresh banana smile.
Jake turned Sally's frown upside down by giving her a fresh banana smile.
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Banana Lube...
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?
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Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.
.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....
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'Go Go Bananas' is a ferocious war cry hollered by noble warriors when running off to tackle a problem in a courageous and sometimes suicidal head-on manner.
It's best said in a badly faked American accent for extra hilarity.
Private: "Seargent, the tangos are multiplying and out numbering us 100 to 1, we need to act fast!"
Seargent: "We'll hit them with a head on charge, and tickle their bottoms!"
Private: "Thats suicide, you'll kill us all!"
Seargent: "GO GO BANANAS!"
..many bottoms were tickled that day, lest we forget...
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the act of kicking a guy in the groin
dude, why are you holding yourself?
i called janie a bitch and she banana nut crunch'ed me!
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the best drink ever at 12 midnight.
*blender sounds*
Richie.. what the..
*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh
chocolate banana milkshake.
*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"
me: because it says i have to.
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